Are you having a laugh - number 326

There's nothing like a bacon buttie on a Sunday morning is there?

And now scientists believe that they've come up with a formula for the perfect one.

The study has shown that the two most important aspects are crispiness and crunchiness. The crunching sound should ideally measure 0.5 decibels, and the sandwich should break when 0.4 Newtons of force are applied through chewing.

Scientists at Leeds University spent more than 1,000 hours testing 700 variations of the traditional bacon buttie.

Now why doesn’t someone approach me for lab testing something like that?

Mind you….this sort of thing just makes me angry…..someone is paying these guys huge scientific grants.

Don’t kid yourself….these blokes are on 6 figures a year….to spend 1000 man hours eating bacon rolls.

For the love of God. What did they do in their tea break….work on a flu vaccine?