Baby Breeze

This is the sort of story that gets on my wick.

Katie Holmes says she wants to have more kids with Tom as soon as possible.

Fine, great-delighted for them.

He’s finally found a relatively tall girl he’s able to breed with (presumably with the aid of climbing gear and crampons)….so his worst fears aren’t realised …and he’s not going to raise a long line of Oompa-Loompas.

Here it comes - Katie says she felt empowered by giving birth to Suri…adding "there was nothing difficult about it."

My H-A-I-R-Y ASS.

Don’t even start with me. I was there when mine was born…and that was …I’m led to believe …comparatively easy going.

9 and a half hours.

They live their lives worrying so much about what other people may think of them or how they’ll be viewed, they end up making it worse rather than better.

Be honest….say it was so sore you spat out a few teeth….swore like a trooper….called Tom a Diddy Man... made a hell of a racket ….got kicked out by the Church Of Scientology….BUT overall you don’t give a crap because you have a beautiful baby daughter.

And THEN…maybe someone will decide they like you a bit better.