Castaway - wishful thinking!

I’m just looking at the list of people on Castaway here.

You might have seen that trailer they keep running between the Beeb programmes at the minute….where it shows the waves crashing against the shore, and then flashes up the message…you could always swim for it….only takes 2 days.

As my mother in law said the other day…."sounds like Morse code."

Probably because it is Morse code.

Dingbat.

I think this is a real opportunity.Take people out there…and dump them.

Neds, David Cameron, Russell Brand......That’s a good enough start.

But then…and I know this is radical….don’t film them.

Don’t do anything with them.

Any activity involving the island should simply be to sink it.