Grumpy Old Man returns!

Unbelievably it seems I can now be annoyed at the rubbish on television even when I haven’t seen it.

The missus seems to have taken to watching real mind numbingly boring stuff since giving birth.

Newlyweds, Cribs….all of that.

I come home and sometimes she’s actually in a boredom induced coma.

Anyway-she must have been watching that Gillian McKeith thing the other night.

The problem with that show is that to keep the initial success of it, you have to keep making the woman nastier.

It’s like Simon Cowell on American Idol or X-Factor.

So the latest twist is that she comes round to stay with you to make sure you don’t slip up on your diet. Most recently she took her own sleeping bag into the woman’s 5 bedroom house, so that she didn’t have to touch the bedding of someone else and get dirty.

How rude is that!

Listen love -you can diet any time, but there ain’t no cure for butt ugly.

You see.

Now I’m even annoyed by TV I HAVEN’T watched.