Surely not!

It says here soaring numbers of teenagers are cheating in exams using mobile phones they've smuggled in.

According to official figures, over twelve hundred GCSE and A-Level pupils sneaked electric gadgets in.

That’s astonishing…..because the invigilators are always so eagle eyed.

Yes it’s sarcasm.I actually suspect a few of the ones we had were dead.

Seriously…they are the oldest people on earth. God help you if you actually did need the toilet during an exam…because by the time they managed to start their heart up, walk across to your table and ask you what you needed…you’d be sitting in a pile of it.