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I know bad news probably sells better than good….perversely…..but I just get a little fed up of opening the newspaper only to find the latest gloom and doom story every day.
If you took all of it as absolute truth…you’d never leave the house….and here’s another one that’s not going to help the born worriers.
A mosquito which can carry a host of diseases has landed in Britain.
It’s alright…with any luck it’s luggage will be in Mumbai.
Two of the Asian Tiger variety….usually found in the forests of Asia, Africa and South America - have been found in a suburban back garden. The insects are thought to have come into the country on a container ship and thrived because of the wet weather.
Yeah, fair enough….so anyway…back to your newspaper….what you want to do is roll it up ….strap the entire thing around a brick….and smack the brains of anything that looks vaguely like a mosquito straight through it’s spinal chord.
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