Christmas Health Warning

The latest health warning today is that millions of people could be allergic to Christmas trees.

Allergy specialists believe that fir trees are behind the annual surge in wheezing, runny eyes, rashes and headaches….and add…those allergic to mould should not keep live Christmas trees for more than a couple of days.

And that’s what causes the headaches and the ill feeling.

Wow. I’d always put that down to polishing off an entire vat of plonk and eating enough to keep Wales going.

Silly me. It was that blooming tree all along.

Actually….you know what….here’s a thing.

As far as safety goes….do you think we should cancel Christmas altogether?

I mean …come on….Fat Pensioner ….with no luminous bib….out driving …icy conditions….in the middle of the night with a badly packed load….and no doubt a few egg-noggs the worse for wear.

How…in all seriousness can we claim to be a safe society?

I don’t know how you can sleep at night.

You should be ashamed of yourself.