No smoke without.....er actually - just - No Smoke.

In the news - a town's bonfire night has been banned because council bosses say the smoke goes against their clean air campaign.

Slough Borough Council says it doesn't want to be seen as hypocritical after launching the new initiative.

Do you know what – sometimes you can over-think things.

If they’d just said nothing, and gone ahead, nobody would have batted an eyelid.

But no…..now it’s an issue…and what’s actually happened? They look like the bam-pots they are simply because they over-reacted worrying how to do ‘the right thing’.

I’m going to write a book where we collect all these daft decisions….and it’ll be called…"Baa Baa Sheep of irrelevant colouring, have you any wool or artificially designed fibre equivalent?