Saturday, 24 May 2008

Dive dive dive

From the press today...."Throwing bread to the ducks is the simple sort of pleasure that parents love to pass on to their children, but now experts are throwing cold water over the practice." 

What?

WHY? 

Ever seen any ducks keel over and cark it after you’ve thrown them a bit of loaf ???? 

This had better not be about carbs.

Honestly....just when you think the world’s run out of stupid warnings to issue.....taa daa. 

Don’t feed ducks bread, it’s dangerous. They’ve probably got a manual sized dissertation on the whole process as well, the Muppets. 

As long as I can roll it up and beat them about the head with it, fair enough. 

Just to stay on topic....I won’t be leaving their vicinity until they’re well Daffied.