And what are you gonna do next year?

You must have seen in the papers the story about the boy who’s bought his fiancé a house for Valentine’s Day.

Just shy of five hundred grand he spent….and then he had the entire house gift wrapped with huge sheets and bows…which cost an extra five grand.

Fool.

You’ve done it now.

What are you going to do when you get married?

She’s going to be expecting a better house every year now isn’t she.

You’ve got to understand the game…moron.

20 years from now, don’t think you can wrap up the house again and do it over as a nice anniversary gesture.

Cos she’ll look at the sheets and say…who needs a tent that big.